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Wednesday, November 28th, 2007
10:00 am
Blackberry Enterprise Server
Do any of my readers have experience troubleshooting BES? Their website sucks. their event ID mapping sucks.

Current Mood: frustrated
Tuesday, October 16th, 2007
2:50 pm
"stinky" Pete
My cat, Stinky Pete, Died early this morning of an unidentified respiratory infection.

I will miss him.
Saturday, October 13th, 2007
5:52 am
silly song
OH I WISH I WERE

(Tune: "If You're Happy and You Know It")

Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap.
Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap.
I would slippy and I'd slidey, Over everybody's hidey.
Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap.

Oh, I wish I were a little hunk of mud.
Oh, I wish I were a little hunk of mud.
I would ooey and I'd gooey, Under everybody's shoey.
Oh, I wish I were a little hunk of mud.

Oh, I wish I were a little bottle of pop.
Oh, I wish I were a little bottle of pop.
I'd go down with a slurp, and come up with a burp.
Oh, I wish I were a little bottle of pop.

Oh, I wish I were a little slippery root.
Oh, I wish I were a little slippery root.
I would sit upon the trail, and knock everyone on his tail.
Oh, I wish I were a little slippery root.

Oh, I wish I were a little mosquito.
Oh, I wish I were a little mosquito.
I'd buzzy and I'd bitey, Under everybody's nighty.
Oh, I wish I were a little mosquito.

Oh, I wish I were a little bitty orange.
Oh, I wish I were a little bitty orange.
I'd go squirty, squirty, squirty, Over everybody's shirty.
Oh, I wish I were a little bitty orange.

Oh, I wish I were a little foreign car.
Oh, I wish I were a little foreign car.
I'd go speedy, speedy, speedy
Over everybody's feety.
Oh, I wish I were a little foreign car.

Oh, I wish I were a little bitty fish.
Oh, I wish I were a little bitty fish.
I'd look so cutey without my bathing suity.
Oh, I wish I were a little bitty fish.

Oh, I wish I were a little bitty dove.
Oh, I wish I were a little bitty dove.
I'd sit upon the steeple and spit on all the people.
Oh, I wish I were a little bitty dove.

Oh, I wish I were a little safety pin.
Oh, I wish I were a little safety pin.
Wouldn't it be fun
If I suddenly came undone?
Oh, I wish I were a little safety pin.

Oh, I wish I were a little band-aid strip.
Oh, I wish I were a little band-aid strip.
I'd stick to your hairs
And pull them out in pairs.
Oh, I wish I were a little band-aid strip.

Oh, I wish I were a little stinky skunk.
Oh, I wish I were a little stinky skunk.
I'd sit up in the trees
And perfume all the breeze.
Oh, I wish I were a little stinky skunk.

Oh, I wish I were a creepy scary ghost.
Oh, I wish I were a creepy scary ghost.
I'd give you such a scare
That you'd lose your underwear.
Oh, I wish I were a creepy scary ghost.

Oh, I wish I were a Boy Scout out at camp.
Oh, I wish I were a Boy Scout out at camp.
I'd go tramp, tramp, tramp
To the nearest Girl Scout camp.
Oh, I wish I were a Boy Scout out at camp.

Oh, I wish I were a little radio.
Oh, I wish I were a little radio.
I'd go click!
Sunday, September 23rd, 2007
11:35 pm
Writer's Block: Music: My First Favorite Band
What was the first band you became a fan of?


Toss up between Quiet Riot and Ozzy. both were big in my older sister's life, and I idolized her, so I loved them too. she grew out of both. I didn't.
Friday, September 21st, 2007
9:07 pm
Stolen from Al, so the answers are directed at him.
1. Do you have a tattoo?
not a one. I'm pierced though.
2. How old are you?
30
3. Are you single or taken?
Single
4. Eat with your hands or utensils?
Depends on what I'm eating. Hands if I can get away with it.
5. Do you dream at night?
often, and vividly... but they always fade so fast.
6. Ever seen a corpse?
yeah. whatever.
7.George Strait or Jay Z?
not a big fan of either, but George is I have to pick.
8. How did we meet?
you liked my hot girlfriend at fantasm
9. Whats your philosophy on life and death?
not enough space here
10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be?
party like rock stars. wait, we do that anyway.
11. Do you trust the police?
as opposed to whom? Let me put it this way: I don't want them around unless I'm the on that called them.
12. Do you like Country music?
I try to discourage inbreeding
13. What is your fondest memory of me?
I dunno, they all kinda run together
14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
Physically: Lose a bunch of weight. Emotionally: be less codependent.
15. Would you cheat ?
Not since I learned my lesson. 11 years and counting.
16. What do you wear to sleep?
the bed, but only if its cold. otherwise I am practically on top of the sheets, naked. ewww.
17. Have you ever peed in a pool?
I peed the fifth.
18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?
are we talking misdemeanor or felony here?
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
Find the bastard responsible and give him what for!
20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair?
on me? short. on her? usually long, but depends on the face. On you? whatever
21. Do you sing in the shower?
seldom, but not never
22. What's your favorite color?
nipples
23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?
I really struggled with this one for a while. All the friends I've burried. the family I've lost. the heroes that have fallen. the world changers that were martyred. Such a powerful gift that would be.
Robert Woofter.
24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you?
When I fall in love, I fall fast and hard, but when it's gone... it's never gone.
25. What was your first impression of me?
Dirty old Man
26. Have you ever done drugs?
once or twice ;)
Monday, September 17th, 2007
10:38 pm
Asia Carrera Video
awesomely cute an yet disturbing video with Asia behind the lens this time! It's a video of her Daughter playing mommy with some teddy bears. but it's so much more than that!





Link: http://s9.photobucket.com/albums/a73/asiac/?action=view¤t=enemashortversion-1.flv
Sunday, September 16th, 2007
2:29 pm
ten of your favorite songs...
Post a comment and I'll give you a letter. Name ten of your favorite songs that start with that letter, then repost this in your journal.

Strobel gave me the letter C

Cum On Feel The Noize - Quiet Riot
Children of the Grave - Black Sabbath
Crack In The Egg - Gwar
Communication Breakdown - Led Zeppelin
Comfortably numb - Pink Floyd
Creeping Death - Metallica
Countdown to Extinction - Megadeth
C11 H17 N2 O2 S Na - Anthrax
Come Together - The Beatles
Crybaby - Big Brother and the Holding Company
2:09 pm
Aversion to Risk
It's all a function of aversion to risk. All animals have a built in aversion to risk that over time gets honed and refined by their environment. If you learn that you can run a read light 99 times out of a hundred and not get caught, you will run them more often.

Aversion to risk can, in almost every situation, be harnessed with the implementation of a high probability of death. If everybody carried a gun, there would be fewer muggings. Not zero, because tactics would change to the situation. You'd likely have a sniper just execute the intended victim, then a partner plunder the corpse. No set of rules will get rid of crime, but the right set of rules can certainly reduce the number of crimes. There will always be crime. As long as guns exist there will always be gun crime. And as long as the weak want to protect themselves against the malevolent strong, there will always be a need for guns. They are the great equalizers. Unfortunately, the offense will always be a step ahead of defense, even if we arm everybody. It's still a better path than arming the criminals and disarming the citizens.

Discuss...
Saturday, September 15th, 2007
4:00 pm
I R Kewl n3rd K!Ng

NerdTests.com says I&quot;m a Cool Nerd King.  What are you?  Click here!


Current Mood: nerdy
Sunday, August 19th, 2007
5:39 pm
If you hate the Infernal Revenue service...
This video details a securities fraud being committed by the IRS by way of converting a notice of tax lean into a tax lean without due process with the help of county employees that the IRS has misled into committing the fraud.
Skip ahead to the 8 minute mark.
Online Videos by Veoh.com
Sunday, August 12th, 2007
11:06 pm
stoopid myspace
Is so broken:

Login is temporarily disabled while we fix some database problems. We'll be back shortly. 8/12/2007

Current Mood: frustrated
12:32 pm
Why I support the Iraq War.
I support the Iraq war because...

Read more...Collapse )

Wow, Look for Part 2 Later, as I must go do some work in the Garage.

Current Mood: quixotic
Sunday, August 5th, 2007
2:58 pm
lolcat test

Your Score: 7331 Cat


45% Affectionate, 54% Excitable, 53% Hungry




Lolzergs have nothing on you. You are swift and ruthless, cutting down whatever and whomever necessary in order to obtain the foodz. As one of the first lolcat known to man, your ancient skills in location-declaration and object-verbing have been passed down several generations, keeping the spirit of felinity alive.



To see all possible results, checka dis.




Link: The Which Lolcat Are You? Test written by GumOtaku on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007
8:34 pm
Al Sharpton...
tonight on the O'Reilly Factor, Al Sharpton said, "I am unilaterally opposed to second guessing what a jury may or may not do."


Oh really?

"...it made a big difference to Stephen Pagones, the young assistant district attorney falsely accused of taking part in the rape. He is suing the Rev. Al Sharpton, who helped broadcast Brawley's allegations, for libel. To this day Sharpton insists, a la Kunstler, that the facts about a particular individual are unimportant. Sharpton also insists he believes Brawley - that's the defense he's using in the libel case." -from here

no, Al Sharpton would never second guess a jury!
2:17 am
Monday, July 30th, 2007
8:34 pm
8:06 pm
not safe for work
not livejournal embedding safe either, so you've been warned..


it's funny though!

http://dl.ziza.ru/other/072007/30/pics/36_pics_26660.jpg
7:05 pm
has anyone out there done an LJ name change?
I am trying to use a rename token I purchased... can't figure out what number they are calling the rename token... I got my pay pal receipt, and my lj confirmation... should I be anticipating a separate email with the actual token?

Current Mood: frustrated
Wednesday, July 25th, 2007
1:13 am
quiz
Your Vote Score: 78% Republican, 22% Democrat

While you don't always agree with the Republican party, it's a pretty good match for you.
Do be sure to research each candidate. A conservative Democrat or independent candidate might fit you better at times.
12:59 am
We're Back!
Hooray! my livejournal fix is here!
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