| silly song |
[Oct. 13th, 2007|05:52 am] |
OH I WISH I WERE
(Tune: "If You're Happy and You Know It")
Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap.
Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap.
I would slippy and I'd slidey, Over everybody's hidey.
Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap.
Oh, I wish I were a little hunk of mud.
Oh, I wish I were a little hunk of mud.
I would ooey and I'd gooey, Under everybody's shoey.
Oh, I wish I were a little hunk of mud.
Oh, I wish I were a little bottle of pop.
Oh, I wish I were a little bottle of pop.
I'd go down with a slurp, and come up with a burp.
Oh, I wish I were a little bottle of pop.
Oh, I wish I were a little slippery root.
Oh, I wish I were a little slippery root.
I would sit upon the trail, and knock everyone on his tail.
Oh, I wish I were a little slippery root.
Oh, I wish I were a little mosquito.
Oh, I wish I were a little mosquito.
I'd buzzy and I'd bitey, Under everybody's nighty.
Oh, I wish I were a little mosquito.
Oh, I wish I were a little bitty orange.
Oh, I wish I were a little bitty orange.
I'd go squirty, squirty, squirty, Over everybody's shirty.
Oh, I wish I were a little bitty orange.
Oh, I wish I were a little foreign car.
Oh, I wish I were a little foreign car.
I'd go speedy, speedy, speedy
Over everybody's feety.
Oh, I wish I were a little foreign car.
Oh, I wish I were a little bitty fish.
Oh, I wish I were a little bitty fish.
I'd look so cutey without my bathing suity.
Oh, I wish I were a little bitty fish.
Oh, I wish I were a little bitty dove.
Oh, I wish I were a little bitty dove.
I'd sit upon the steeple and spit on all the people.
Oh, I wish I were a little bitty dove.
Oh, I wish I were a little safety pin.
Oh, I wish I were a little safety pin.
Wouldn't it be fun
If I suddenly came undone?
Oh, I wish I were a little safety pin.
Oh, I wish I were a little band-aid strip.
Oh, I wish I were a little band-aid strip.
I'd stick to your hairs
And pull them out in pairs.
Oh, I wish I were a little band-aid strip.
Oh, I wish I were a little stinky skunk.
Oh, I wish I were a little stinky skunk.
I'd sit up in the trees
And perfume all the breeze.
Oh, I wish I were a little stinky skunk.
Oh, I wish I were a creepy scary ghost.
Oh, I wish I were a creepy scary ghost.
I'd give you such a scare
That you'd lose your underwear.
Oh, I wish I were a creepy scary ghost.
Oh, I wish I were a Boy Scout out at camp.
Oh, I wish I were a Boy Scout out at camp.
I'd go tramp, tramp, tramp
To the nearest Girl Scout camp.
Oh, I wish I were a Boy Scout out at camp.
Oh, I wish I were a little radio.
Oh, I wish I were a little radio.
I'd go click! |
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