Techaholic (techaholic) wrote,

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This post won't make a whole lot of sense until you have read my reply comment to plague2032 appearing in flyswatter's Journal. You Should have no trouble locating mine, as it should be easy to find as it is the longest comment in the thread at time of posting. I was in quite a strange mood
I didn't know where I was going with that at all when I wrote it.. I just sat down and stared typing... I got the idea to "drink" while I was typing it as a metaphor for the party I was planning to attend instead of Rocky. Wait a second, wouldn't that be foreshadowing? Or was it both? I forget but it's some kind of literary device I think. Me UltraDumb. anyway, as you can probably tell from the first line or two I was actually sober and just having some fun with it. ...but there was an unexpected side affect... I have not been able to keep my mouth shut for more than 8.2 seconds at a time all day today. It was the worst case of dhiarea mouth I have ever had the misfortune to witness, and I was the afflicted! I don't think I can possibly adequatly explain the magnitude of my condition today. I was ready to duck tape my own mouth shut, several layers thick, just to be certain. But please, Don't take my word for it, Just ask gabigirl80 who was my victim, er, assistant today while I was doing a side project for my boss at Creative Loafing. At one point, I asked her if she would pierce my tongue so that I could tether it to something. I tortured that poor poor girl for 6 hours with an endless torrent of babble and enough incessant mindless drivel to keep her stocked up until (insert witty event here, - sorry it is really late and I didn't sleep a wink last night). I talked so much that my jaw is literally swollen and throbbing and my throat is parched despite the 3/4 Gallon of water I had today. Later on at Waffle House with gabigirl80 and her husband, ramirez13 I was telling Jeremy what I had been like all day. He looked at me and said that he understands how I feel because he has been know to run off at the mouth on occasion. I politely tried to tell him that he wasn't grasping the severity of my problem today, when Gabi turned to him and said ( I am going to quote from memory as best as I can remember, please forgive me if I screw up the words a bit) "Jeremy, He put your worst to shame by an order of magnitude" I must admit that it really was THAT BAD. I hope Gabi went strait inside after WaHo and put a cold compress on each of her ears to help keep the swelling down.
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